
SCUMBERLAND LOCALS
1. Juan
2. Pat
3. Aj
4. Jesse
5. Little dan!
HAVING A BROTHER THAT SKATES
1. Rides
2. Coffee
3. Spots
4. Boards
5. Someone to skate with..
SKATE SPOTS
1. Street
2. Curb
3. Wall
4. Stairs
5. Ramp

SKATEBOARDERS
1. Mark Appleyard
2. Nick Trapasso
3. Bobby Puleo
4. BOOZE N TITS
5. Donny!
TRAVEL DESTINATIONS
1. NYC
2. NYC
3. NYC
4. NYC
5. NYC
THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT SKATEBOARDING
1. Zumiez
2. Everyone skates
3. Surgery
4. Cops
5. Pop shuv it late flips..

JEFF QUOTES
1. "gamma ray burst"
2. "ride the snake"
3. "it must be nice"
4. "do the right thing"
5. theres so many good ones
REASONS FOR DROPPING OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL
1. Sleep more
2. Skateboarding
3. I hate it
4. Staying back
5. The people there suck
PEOPLE TO SKATE WITH
1. Aj
2. Pat
3. Russ
4. Rix
5. Jeff

BAD THINGS ABOUT SHARING A ROOM WITH YOUR BROTHER
1. He steals my shit..
2. He throws everything away..
3. Hes a slob..
4. He snores super loud..
5. He leaves the tv on all night..

SCUMBERLAND LOCALS
1. the soccer players.
2. the basketball players.
3. the drug dealers.
4. the BMXers.
5. the rollerbladers.
SHARING A ROOM WITH YOUR BROTHER
1. poaching his gear.
2. sleeping on his floor.
3. vibing his friends.
4. making him leave so i can have "romantic time".
5. not sleeping under a bridge.
OG PROVIDENCE SKATE SPOTS
1. the garage.
2. old lady banks.
3. marble blocks.
4. brigham after skate hut.
5. the old waterplace ledge. (rip)

TRAVEL DESTINATIONS
1. dunkin donuts.
2. hess for smokes and tickets.
3. work.
4. megans.
5. anywhere with the kids.
SKATEBOARDERS
1. mike graham.
2. randy gray.
3. chickenhawk.
4. doug moore.
5. lance mountain.
INJURIES
1. pulverized chin.
2. hit by a car.
3 .black ankle.
4. broken arm.
5. ripped anus.
THINGS ABOUT HAVING A RAD GIRLFRIEND
1. shes rad.
2. she loves me.
3. she loves the kids.
4. she puts up with my OCD.
5. 11-11-11.

THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT SKATEBOARDING
1. rasta colors.
2. BOBS
3. flatspots.
4. losing tricks.
5. being a big bitch.
REASONS FOR DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL
1. fuck that.
2. no need.
3. drugs.
4. getting dissed in the 80s, then everyone's all on my dick after the X-games.
5. i got my GED.
THINGS ABOUT BEING A DAD
1. having a reason to live.
2. teaching.
3. learning.
4. love.
5 .its fucking awesome.
ABOUT STILL SKATING AT THE AGE OF 32
1. i can still do pressure flips.
2. forcing my brother to watch old footy.
3. everyone my age is either important or watching the sox at the bar.
4. kids asking me if i'm sponsored...out of pity.
5. telling kids that Tony Kephart already did that trick.
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